Never underestimate the depth of a curious mind.
My Keds say Im a casual person who doesnt fuss over fancy shoes. My Airwalks(croc knock offs) probably say the same thing and are water proof. My ballet/casual dress shoes probably wonder why they havent been worn in a while...while the dress flats probably think I have died already. LOL
You seem like a pretty casual person. I'm pretty much the same way, but I have these uncontrollable fits of formality from time to time. LOL