The King has the right to remain silent

Tim Nudd

Another reason to fear the King: He may be a criminal. A TV station in Milwaukee reports that an Eau Claire, Wis., man dressed as the Burger King was arrested over the weekend, allegedly for damaging a vehicle. Weirdly, it looks like they took his mug shot with his costume on. Perhaps the guy was upset that he paid an arm and a leg for the mask. (Link via uplatewiththeking.)