By Cameron RobertsonSHARON Osbourne has launched her most foul-mouthed attack yet on Madonna, accusing the pop queen (left) of looking like "an old hooker".
The X Factor judge laid into the 47-year-old for constantly swapping her image and becoming obsessed with the Kabbalah religious sect.
Sharon, 53, stormed: "It's like dressing up with her.
"One day you're in f***ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a f***ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a f***ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again."
Her rant continued: "For f**k's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent.
"You can't be all things to everyone and true to yourself. I don't care who you are." Mocking Madonna's country house image and lesbian kiss with Britney Spears in a pop video, Sharon spat: "You can't one day be in Horse And Hound and the next in Dyke Weekly."
Sharon, married to rocker Ozzy, said Madge had no business writing "silly" kids' books - and acting prim by not letting her kids watch TV.
She went on: "Oh that's f***ing ridiculous, crap, f*** off - what a load of b*****ks!" The rock boss, recently voted Most Popular Expert at the National TV Awards, hissed: "And writing those painful silly books and reading them to your kids! If my mum came to me with a book like that I'd say, 'F***ing stick it up your a***'. F***ing English Roses - b*****ks."
Sharon has a long history with the Material Girl. Last month she said she'd "like to punch" Madonna, calling her "full of s***".
Sharon also told Word magazine that her father, music manager Don Arden, no longer recognises her.
Arden, 79, who managed Gene Vincent, the Small Faces, Black Sabbath and ELO developed Alzheimer's disease in 2001 - the year he and Sharon ended a 20-year feud. His condition has worsened.
She said: "I saw my dad two weeks ago and now he doesn't know who I am. It's so painful to watch anybody, whether you love them or not, going through that."
Sharon also explained how she spent £3million on cosmetic surgery "to fit in".
She said: "People have no idea how much flippant remarks about overweight people hurt. People feel sorry for drug addicts but they don't feel sorry for food addicts.
"People react to me differently now. Before, I would have doors slammed in my face, 'Hmph, fat cow!' Unfortunate, but true.
"I just wanted to fit in. Now I'm confident. If you're confident, it draws people to you."
I really do think it's time for Madonna to start wearing a few more clothes. She's gonna end up looking all bouncy, gross, saggy, and half-naked like Tina Turner...EW.
ReplyDelete~Carrie
I love Sharon Osbourne. Anyone who renders the 'f' word as many times as I do in a minute and can get away with it on the telee is okay by me. I think she's belaboring the weight thing a bit, though. She made her point about how Ozzy loved 'all of her' from the beginning, and how enduring endless misogynist comments from the heavy-metal contingency and its parasitic drug mafioso ('if they aren't porn stars or strippers, f**k 'em...'), galvanized her politics, and, well, her vocabulary, but inasmuch as I'm as pro-fatty as anyone, I think spotlighting her supposed lipo-surgery actually discredits her in the end........
ReplyDelete"B***ger off, stupid useless cyber-b***ch!" is what I'd be honored to hear in response to this comment...... but only from her eminence.....
Carrie: I agree. It's time for Madonna to put some clothes on.
ReplyDeletef***ing b****cks anyway: I think what Sharon's saying is that she was able to find someone who loved her as a overweight woman, but she wanted to be thinner for her own self-esteem. The last part is, I guess, a little shallow, but if that's how she feels better, and she has the money. more power to her.