A priest, unable to resist the demon's evil urges, is furiously masturbating in the park when he hears the unmistakable "click" of a camera. He looks up to see a young man grinning at him over the viewfinder of his camera.
"Hey, you've got to sell me that camera," the priest says. "How much do you want for it?"
The photographer, sensing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity replies, "Oh, this is a very, very expensive camera. All the latest features. Let's say $5,000." The priest scoffs at the price, but realizing the position he is in quickly agrees.
Several months later, the priest is fortunate enough to be vacationing in Rome. He has his camera around his neck on a strap, and while walking though a sqaure in the Holy City, is approached by another tourist.
"Hey Father, that is a really nice camera. How much did you pay for it?" asks the tourist.
"Five thousand dollars," replies the priest.
"Oh man," said the tourist. "Somebody must have seen you coming."
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