This woman has obviously never heard The Camel Toe Song by Fannypack or she'd totally be in the know...(this song was popular for like two whole minutes a few years ago!)
walking down the street something caught my eye a growing epidemic that really ain't fly a middle aged lady i gotta be blunt her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
i could see her uterus her pants were too tight she must've owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know she had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe
[chorus] um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt take some time an dadjust can't you see people staring and making a fuss could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance is your crotch hungry girl cause its eating your pants do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing in public putting on an x rated show cursin people out with your Camel Toe
[Repeat Chorus]
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress a little quick to wearin wearin pum pum shorts and its causin me much distress whoomp there it is yeha right in the front everybody come and get a good look i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny and every nook you better take a quick minute before you step outside and check the area thats pubic or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up like rubic take these words of advice cause its not very nice i wanna put you al in the know girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep watch out for The Camel Toe
This was funny! Don't blame me, blame my friend Kris, who sent it to me.
This woman has obviously never heard The Camel Toe Song by Fannypack or she'd totally be in the know...(this song was popular for like two whole minutes a few years ago!)
ReplyDeletewalking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
i could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she must've owned panties that were not in sight i walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe
[chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt
take some time an dadjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show cursin people out
with your Camel Toe
[Repeat Chorus]
first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe
That's too funny. Thanks for sending that in. LOL
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